So, you want to be a player at our table?

That’s all well and good, and we ARE looking for a new player or two… but do WE want YOU? And would YOU be comfortable at our table? Well, you could take this survey. Oh yes, the table is In Invercargill.

Our group runs games a little differently than most tables, instead of the “Show Up and Delve the Dungeon” Campaign night, we run more of an open world Sandbox, although of course there are exceptions. Just to be clear, there could be a game night where you never see combat, either because things are resolved in a non combat way, or because it’s a world and character building night. But the story goes on.

Our table is not Woke, and wokeists and Communists will likely be mercilessly made fun of until they leave, crying and Reeeing. If you wouldn’t be comfortable in that environment, sorry, not for you. If the idea of an offensive word might make you all uptight, probably not for you either. To lay the cards on the table, Men cannot become women in the real world, and it is not okay to be a furry in the real world. If these concepts that frankly should not need to be mentioned make you all upset and angry, also, probably not for you. I am sure there is a table out there that is. But it’s not this one.

We place a focus on character and story, and have a mix of established settings (Mass Effect and Cyberpunk RED) and DM created worlds (AD&D and Mutants & Masterminds)

Have a look around the website and see if you think you want in, and if you think you’re a good fit. Then come back and fill out the survey. and yes, the survey is a test. Really We think a game night should be fun for everyone there, and figuring out if YOU would be comfortable there is important. There would be no point in lying on the survey to attend a game night you hate.

We play huge scope games in settings that you can only imagine if you’ve seen a few movies and read that one book our GM is ripping off this week. You can finn out the below and we can start the process of seeing if we’re all a good fit.